Brain outsourced
Six AIs on the head, zero neurons in use. Peak efficiency.
// the agency of outsourced brains
RETARD AGENCY
AI does the thinking. We do the drooling.
$RTRD — the first memecoin run by a guy with six chatbots strapped to his head.
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brain
01 — who we are
We stopped thinking in 2023. Business has never been better.
RetardAgency is a fully decentralized agency of people who handed every single decision to a chatbot. Strategy? Prompted. Marketing? Prompted. Lunch? Also prompted. $RTRD is the official currency of the agency — a pure memecoin with zero utility, zero roadmap credibility and maximum vibes.
Fair & silly
No presale, no VC, no idea what we're doing. Community-owned.
Drool-driven
Every holder gets an honorary agency badge and a bib.
02 — tokenomics
Numbers our AI calculated for us
$RTRDdistribution
- Liquidity pool — 90%
- Marketing & memes — 5%
- CEX listings — 5%
Total supply
0
Buy / sell tax
0/0
LP
Burned
Contract
Renounced
03 — how to buy
So easy even our CEO did it
- 1
Get a wallet
Download Phantom, MetaMask or any wallet your chatbot recommends.
- 2
Get some SOL
Buy it on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Ask AI if confused.
- 3
Go to the DEX
Open Raydium, connect wallet and paste the $RTRD contract address.
- 4
Swap & drool
Swap for $RTRD. Congratulations, you're now an agency employee.
04 — roadmap
The master plan (AI-generated, unread)
Brain upload
- Stealth launch
- Website & socials
- First 1,000 agents
Agency is hiring
- CoinGecko & CMC
- Meme contests
- 5,000 holders
Rocket fuel
- CEX listings
- Influencer raids
- Merch with bibs
Moon office
- Open HQ on the moon
- Forget why we went
- Ask AI what's next
JOIN THE
AGENCY
No interview. No CV. Just vibes and a wallet.